<blockquote>A tipster forwarded us the following expletive and CAPS-ridden email tirade, sent to the entire sorority chapter by one of its executive board members, that will go down in history as one of the most passionate denunciations of FUCKING AWKWARD AND BORING-ness ever committed to words.</blockquote>
via <a href="http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read">The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read</a>.