<b><a href="http://www.skymall.com/align-n-drive-kit/TNS121.html">Align-N-Drive Kit</a></b>

“<i><b>Knowing your exact driving path helps keep you safe.</b></i>
<blockquote>The Align-N-Drive “method” – and I am using that term with utmost charity - targets two key groups: geriatrics and the legally blind. So if you’re the kind of driver that needs a helpful reminder of which way is forward, the Align-N-Drive’s window decals will gently guide you ever ahead as you plummet your way through the local farmers’ market.

I admit that I respect the Align-N-Drive’s devil-may-care attitude when it comes to driving anything but a straight shot. Curved roads, turns, impending pedestrians: These are all worries of a bygone era, one that the Align-N-Drive has long since overcome. For the Align-N-Drive is a system for the free and unhinged, the elderly but energetic, and those who no longer pay heed to complicated directions, police barricades, or restricted licenses.</blockquote>
via <a href="http://iwriteforskymall.tumblr.com/">I write for SkyMall</a>.