<blockquote>Chicago has several major douche vortexes. It’s important to map them out because many innocent people stumble onto them by accident. Recent Chicago transplants and tourists are the most common victims. They’re drawn in by some of the traps in the vortices, which range from hip bars to music venues, and then they find themselves stuck in a zombie-like horde of belligerent drunks.</blockquote>
via <a href="http://chicagoist.com/2014/05/01/chicagos_douche_vortexes.php">Chicago's Douche Vortex Map: Chicagoist</a>.
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<strong><big>Money + Large Amounts of Alcohol + Total Disrespect For Other People’s Boundaries = Douche Vortex</big></strong>
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