{"id":2731,"date":"2017-10-24T11:23:02","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T16:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/?p=2731"},"modified":"2017-10-24T11:23:02","modified_gmt":"2017-10-24T16:23:02","slug":"chicagos-douche-vortex-map","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/?p=2731","title":{"rendered":"Chicago&#8217;s Douche Vortex Map"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Chicago has several major douche vortexes. It\u2019s important to map them out because many innocent people stumble onto them by accident. Recent Chicago transplants and tourists are the most common victims. They\u2019re drawn in by some of the traps in the vortices, which range from hip bars to music venues, and then they find themselves stuck in a zombie-like horde of belligerent drunks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/chicagoist.com\/2014\/05\/01\/chicagos_douche_vortexes.php\">Chicago&#8217;s Douche Vortex Map: Chicagoist<\/a>.<br \/>\n<code><br \/>\n<strong><big>Money + Large Amounts of Alcohol + Total Disrespect For Other People\u2019s Boundaries = Douche Vortex<\/big><\/strong><br \/>\n<\/code><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chicago has several major douche vortexes. It\u2019s important to map them out because many innocent people stumble onto them by accident. Recent Chicago transplants and tourists are the most common victims. They\u2019re drawn in by some of the traps in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/?p=2731\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[135],"tags":[96,94],"class_list":["post-2731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-editorial","tag-chicago","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2731"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2732,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2731\/revisions\/2732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}