{"id":1786,"date":"2014-04-26T23:32:17","date_gmt":"2014-04-27T04:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/?p=1786"},"modified":"2014-04-26T23:32:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-27T04:32:41","slug":"i-write-for-skymall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/?p=1786","title":{"rendered":"I write for SkyMall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skymall.com\/align-n-drive-kit\/TNS121.html\">Align-N-Drive Kit<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201c<i><b>Knowing your exact driving path helps keep you safe.<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Align-N-Drive \u201cmethod\u201d \u2013 and I am using that term with utmost charity &#8211; targets two key groups: geriatrics and the legally blind. So if you\u2019re the kind of driver that needs a helpful reminder of which way is forward, the Align-N-Drive\u2019s window decals will gently guide you ever ahead as you plummet your way through the local farmers\u2019 market.<\/p>\n<p>I admit that I respect the Align-N-Drive\u2019s devil-may-care attitude when it comes to driving anything but a straight shot. Curved roads, turns, impending pedestrians: These are all worries of a bygone era, one that the Align-N-Drive has long since overcome. For the Align-N-Drive is a system for the free and unhinged, the elderly but energetic, and those who no longer pay heed to complicated directions, police barricades, or restricted licenses.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/iwriteforskymall.tumblr.com\/\">I write for SkyMall<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Align-N-Drive Kit \u201cKnowing your exact driving path helps keep you safe. The Align-N-Drive \u201cmethod\u201d \u2013 and I am using that term with utmost charity &#8211; targets two key groups: geriatrics and the legally blind. So if you\u2019re the kind of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/?p=1786\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[94],"class_list":["post-1786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1786"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1788,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions\/1788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.brandylion.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}